July 1, 2013

senjukannon:

Christwire at its Christ-i-est.

June 30, 2013
Want to look at something that’ll piss you off?

pinkrathiann:

http://christwire.org/2011/05/is-gay-contagious-20-ways-you-can-catch-it/

Seriously. Wat.

I’m so sorry you become angry when you see The Truth.

(Source: rabadons-deathcap)

June 30, 2013
Have you guys heard?

little-etf-things:

Apparently Max Green is an emosexual transgendered sorcerer of the Devil..

http://christwire.org/2011/12/max-green-emosexual-transgendered-sorcerer-of-the-devil/

Seriously, people are fucking ignorant.

No, you are ignorant for not opening your mind to this possibility. Zie very will could be a transemogendered D*vilchild.

June 30, 2013
No, I’m not actually going to bed. I’m going to sit on Christ Wire and cringe because my parents actually think this. Ow.

Dear Wincelin,

We are completely sinserious

yours in christ, christwire

(Source: ms-loki-san)

June 30, 2013
The Best Thing You've Ever Thought Of: 51 Christian friendly words for 'PENIS'

tragedy-in-a-kids-meal:

  1. Satan scepter
  2. God’s pinky finger
  3. Twiddle rompus
  4. Twaddle stick
  5. Flesh sword
  6. Rod of life
  7. DNA rifle
  8. Colorado spitting viper
  9. Master dangle
  10. Tadpole torpedo
  11. Life muscle
  12. Fleshy Roman spear
  13. Sin stick
  14. Johnson’s little fishing buddy
  15. Love lure
  16. Dwaddle vein
  17. Zulu chucking spear (this is for…

(Source: you-will-rebel-to-any-thing)

June 30, 2013
supercaliber-fragileballistics:

Has anyone seen this? Or am I late to the party?
best part…they call him ““Shamdrew Hussatan”
Fandom
what yall gotta say about this?
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv  read here YOU’LL BUST A GUT
http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-works-of-evil-andrew-hussies-devil-worship/

Dear Joy,
Glad you like the article
yours in christ, christwire

supercaliber-fragileballistics:

Has anyone seen this? Or am I late to the party?

best part…they call him ““Shamdrew Hussatan”

Fandom

what yall gotta say about this?

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv  read here YOU’LL BUST A GUT

http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-works-of-evil-andrew-hussies-devil-worship/

Dear Joy,

Glad you like the article

yours in christ, christwire

(Source: supercaliberfragileballistics)

June 30, 2013

Why would you follow then unfollow me April? I’m just concerned for your immortal soul :(

June 30, 2013
aprilbiersack:

christwire:

aprilbiersack:

christwire:

wereallalittlescrewy:

whoever wrote this should be sent into the fiery kingdom of hell.

fuck you i worked hard on that article

This article is bullshit.

No it’s not I researched everything very hard in that article it’s all true. ps you shouldn’t swear it’s bad

Mcr is amazing. You’re just ignorant.

No they’re not. God is. If they were amazing they wouldnt have fallen under the D*vil’s influence and made bad music and broke up. Do you know where you’re going when you die? Have you thought about accepting Jesus as your saviour?

aprilbiersack:

christwire:

aprilbiersack:

christwire:

wereallalittlescrewy:

whoever wrote this should be sent into the fiery kingdom of hell.

fuck you i worked hard on that article

This article is bullshit.

No it’s not I researched everything very hard in that article it’s all true. ps you shouldn’t swear it’s bad

Mcr is amazing. You’re just ignorant.

No they’re not. God is. If they were amazing they wouldnt have fallen under the D*vil’s influence and made bad music and broke up. Do you know where you’re going when you die? Have you thought about accepting Jesus as your saviour?

(Source: chemical-plague, via aprilgagnon)

June 30, 2013
fetalskeleton:

I’m going to say yes

I’m going to agree with you.
Agreed.
I have agreed with you.

fetalskeleton:

I’m going to say yes

I’m going to agree with you.

Agreed.

I have agreed with you.

June 30, 2013

blessedinjesuschristamenilovegodsosomuch:

oh wow I just found out that christwire is totally real and truthful praise jesus. I am so blessed you don’t even know

I’m glad to hear that tumblr user blessedinjesuschristamenilovegodsosomuch